Sunday, October 25, 2009

Ego Strokin' 101

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I guess with the recent? "ABR under ATTACK" (per the Board Nazi) that ol' Alex is feeling a little blue and inadequate so he's started a thread asking about the future of ABR. He's even pretending to listen to input from his members....

Here's my prediction of how things will go down....all of Alex's regular little panty throwers will chime in and pump the old chap up, a couple of people will have the balls to actually challenge the Nazi and most of the regulars won't even bother to respond because the like the idea of ABR but lost respect for Alex years ago....and the outcome will be Alex doing whatever the hell he wants to anyway ;)

I really considered getting an ID over in FOBville today and posting my thoughts on the matter, but I knew if a miracle happened and the post was allowed to stay that I'd never forgive myself for having my say under an alias....so here we are :)

Alex, ask yourself "what have I accomplished in the last 3 years on ABR" and look into the mirror and see the cold hard facts. You have created a community of mob mentality, liars, thieves, scammers, domestic terrorists, horse killers and felons and made it possible for them to all congregate in one place. All of the "sane" people left your ass in the dirt a long time ago.

You have also created a community of people going into dire straights financially because they don't have enough sense (until it's to late) to realize they are chasing some kind of twisted pipe dream.

Don't you have an ounce of guilt, any remorse or shame when people say they will miss meals, send money when they get their social security or disability checks, not pay a bill, and take away from their families all in the name of thinking they are saving a horse? Does it not pain you to look around your house and see all the people that are now hurting because of your little science project?

You have 2 moderators that do absolutely nothing and one who spends most of her time covering her own tracks. You'r FOBots (thanks ICERob :) and you claim to have saved 3100 horses but I'd bet you a steak dinner (or hell how about something you can relate to...drinks on the house!) if you could find 1,000 of those horses now. Wait, I'd settle for 500 ;) From the looks around ABR these days it looks like you keep saving the same ones over and over!

ABR has done nothing except cast a dark shadow on legitimate rescues. I bet the number of people that you and your FOB's have totally soured on rescues all together far super exceeds the number of horses you claim to have saved.

Hell you have a married nutbag trying on thongs and sending them to the "token male" rescue filled with money. Legitimate rescues everywhere crawl in their skin when the name Alex Brown is brought up.

ABR has lowered the standard in horse care 101. Your members spend most of their lives begging for the next bale of hay while they are making shipping arrangements to have more horses sent to them. Rescues post pictures of horses standing in lots that look like junk yards, packed in like sardines.....but then if anyone should dare say something the FOBots come along and try to convince everyone that not even basic care and knowledge is as bad as slaughter.

Countless threads have been devoted to tearing people apart, people who do not even participate on the forum, people who the FOB’s know nothing about. But they don’t like their opinion on something or maybe the way they list a horse on craigslist….so lets just rip everyone a new asshole even though they are clueless....but then Alex pouts when you question him ;)

I have to wonder if the FOB’s realize how really fucking stupid they are. They flag craigslist ad’s they do not like therefore decreasing the chance for exposure to get the horse out of the situation they do not like. Man, do I have a sign for you guys…..

If you want to look at things realistically, ABR has not saved one single horse....that's the biggest scam ABR and Alex has ran so far. Each and every horse that has been purchased at auction has only been replaced with another. Slaughter numbers have GROWN, not decreased over the last year. You guys have saved NOTHING! But you guys sure have killed a lot of horses "rescuing" them :(

Alex, your forum “managing” skills SUCK. I mean BIG TIME. You ban people who question you or your livelihood (we'll get to that in a bit ;) but allow people who are totally off their rocker to stay.

I also think Alex is from the school of "any publicity is good publicity"...as long as he gets him name out there is all that matters to him. He wants to make a name for himself so bad that he'll even except a bad name. Why do you think Alex requires rescues to have the all important WIKI? It certainly doesn't prevent fraud....with a WIKI all things come back to Alex Brown....he can watch his name crawl through the ranks of Google and finally feel a little important.

Now lets get to that livelihood that keeps Alex with his ban paddle handy should anyone question it :)

The FACTS are that of the approximate 9 million horses in the USA, 7 million of those are in the racing industry. The racing industry, just because of sheer numbers participating alone, is responsible for the majority of death related injuries, illegal drug, over drugging, unethical sportsmanship and overall abuse.

Alex's boss, Steve Asmussen, is one of those real dandy's of the racing world. It's hypocritical (not to mention comical!) that Alex tries to preach what he does with the close company he keeps. Most see through it...to many don't.

I often wonder if the husbands of the panty throwers would buy Alex a drink if they could. The craziness runs so rapid around ABR that I'm sure the husbands are thrilled to have their wives off their backs so they can pursue a normal life and maybe an affair or two :)

Do I think ABR has ran it's course? HELL YES I DO! I think you would be doing everyone a huge service and save a lot of people a lot of pain if you gracefully bowed out now before it gets even worse. Heck, you can't even deny the big changes that have been going on around ABR for some time now.

As for the rest of ABR....well if Alex wants to keep his name in some lights and do his little racing updates and keep a few panty throwers around, then so be it. There are a lot of nuts on the internet, it's not like he won't still fit in....But for the love of God, ditch the forum before ABR ruins even more lives and kills more horses!

Aren’t you, Alex, getting a little tired of riding on the coat tails of Barbaro yet? I think ABR's biggest accomplished is disgracing this horses name….every time real horse people think or hear of Barbaro now all they think of is you and your mighty band of wackadoodles…..

Yes, I do feel much better now....thankyouverymuch :)



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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! Thanks BUC! I was ready to hurl when reading all of the comments to Alex! When will they wake up and realize that everywhere but ABR, they are made fun of, andof course they just come back with comments like "they are just jealous of us" I'm about as jealous of them as my neighbor that has hemorrhoids!! PUUUUULEASEEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous said...

Great post!

I was just over "there" reading that garbage and, frankly, was quite disturbed by the number of grown women falling all over themselves to admit that they've been "bad" or "wrong" or "snippy". WTF? It's frightening.

Are you serious about the thong story? That is just freakin' disturbing!

BUC said...

Not only am I serious about the thong shit...the same nutter is also volunteering to mud wrestle for donations for Tierra Madre.

Yeah...thong lady POSTED that she tried the thongs on frontwards and backwards...you know, just for shits and giggles...stuck a $20 in them and mailed them off to Jim.

She has done everything except have a frickin orgasm right on the thread.

I'm betting her husband doesn't read over her shoulder to much...gag, barf, hurl....

Anonymous said...

Holy Barfbag Batman!
How about the person making the velvet thongs, in honor of the poor horse Velvet that they are dooming to a life of misery! I'm betting the mud wrestling nutbag's husband could give two shits!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ew. I guess there's no rule regarding vulgarity for that site.

Gross.

Dee said...

Did you see the picture that thong lady posted of herself a few days ago? No wonder Jim turned her down on the mud wrestling.

Anonymous said...

Someone commented that without ABR that even more horses would go to slaughter. I would like to see how they came up with that stupid reply. More horses are going to slaughter now. Like you said, no horses are saved on that board another just takes it's place plus they have rewarded the very people they despise. If Alex decides to stick around I might just have to open me one of those feed lots. Horses where I live are lucky to bring $100 but the brokers are selling them left and right for $5-600. Nice gig huh? Oh and I think that crazy horny lady might have read your blog, she seemed embarrassed over all her crotch talk all of a sudden.

Aaron said...

I used to be a member of that board back in the beginning until it got weird. Now I'm just embarrassed for all of the ones left including their leader. I hate it that those type of people are on "my side". It makes us all look bad. Thanks for the blog, I don't agree with your views on slaughter but I agree with your views on Alex and the fobs 110%.

Anonymous said...

Nothing new over there. Only advanced mental illness could possibly keep the board Nazi from seeing that they are nothing more than a cariacture of themselves. I feel sorry for any horse that gets passed through that slimey board.
"3,000 horses saved according to them?" Don't put any money on it.
It's sickening, and BUC you certainly have them pegged.

Anonymous said...

Threatening to shut the board down again? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG hahahahahahahaha he needs to come up with some new material!

Anonymous said...

I was in Lexington a week before the LUNATICS INVADED. http://forums.prospero.com/alexbrown/messages?msg=40186.472

I can imagine all of the people who were put off by the weeping morons and their antics.

Anonymous said...

JoyceJM made some excellent points to Alex! To bad he'll do whatever he wants in the end.

Anonymous said...

You people are amazing, You spend hours trolling over on ABR, HOURS!, Then you come here and post shit about it!, How funny, This is better then watching a sitcom, Thanks for the entertainment! How pathetic and shallow, lol

Anonymous said...

Dear FOBot,

Thank you for, not just one, but TWO posts of drivel (go look it up, sweetie) that continue to provide disturbing insight regarding the members of "that" board.

So often, and we see it in the media every day, when "someone" speaks the TRUTH about a situation or a person (or even an administration) using facts or information provided by the "subject", that "someone" is generally publicly ridiculed or attacked on a personal level. Why? Because the "subject" can't defend itself any other way so it attempts to deflect.

So you keep on personally attacking people. Just remember that your words are very much representative of your "group". Thanks for reminding us of what a "group" it is! Lol!

Bye for now!

P.S. And how is that administration helping you guys with your cause? Oh, not much at all? That's too bad. I guess that's what you get when you blindly vote based on one issue.

Anonymous said...

Just curious.......
Did the BAR close early???

Anonymous said...

Lol!

Oh, what's that I hear? It's the alarm reminding someone to take their meds! It's been going off for a while now...

Anonymous said...

Looks like the witch beer bar hogs are out on their brooms. And it's not even Halloween yet.

Anonymous said...

OK Who wants to send out the LETTER:)

BUC said...

To the FOBot fucknuts (a few) above....I wrote a special blog for you over a year ago :)Seriously, keep it coming...it's makes my job here soooo easy! LOL!

http://bustedupcowgirlblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/sunday-morning-funny.html

Anonymous said...

"While I agree neglect is a terrible thing for ANY animal to have to endure, at least with neglect there is still hope"

This strategy will be coined 'Hope-a-Dope'.

Rob

Anonymous said...

Wow, nice potty mouth "person" who posted the lovely sentiments about Buc's weight. You kiss your mom/kids/wife/husband with that mouth??

Buc has explained her medical condition that requires steroids in the past. I'm sure you don't have the intelligence to know that steroids cause weight gain. But, I guess it's easier to just call someone "fat", although that sort of name calling usually gets left behind when you graduate from Jr. High School.

In any case, good blog, Buc, and I agree 100% with what you had to say. Even if Alex The Short DOES read it, it won't do any good though. We all know that current thread is about "throw your adulation my way", and not about where to take the blog moving forward.

Cut-N-Jump said...

All I can say about ABR and FOB is this, one small glaring thing that became apparent in reading your post.

True, they are all f#cked up in the head, but as long as the ABR boards and forums remain 'up' or 'open for bizness', they are all in one place and the rest of us can keep an eye on them.

Closing the doors and shutting it down would be like turning the crazies loose at the asylum.

All Hallows Eve is coming up though...